The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.
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My wife screamed …
… and I was genuinely wondering what the neighbors might think. I mean she really belted–it was loud and it was long. We live in the suburbs but our bedroom is on one side of the house, maybe 35 feet from the next house over, so their kitchen and living space are right there. It…
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Sober fucking plus lots of non-sober fucking
I have so much to add. I’ve been cagey about how many kids we have and exactly how old; the truth is that as of this fall, none of them live in the house with us as their primary residence. We are empty nesters. What that means is we can go on grown-up vacations, just…
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It’s not medicine
I’ve mentioned many times probably (when I’m not high I’ll look them up) that I don’t really trust the amount of THC listed on the edibles/tinctures we buy, and honestly we don’t treat this stuff as medicine. Let me prove there is an issue. These are all from one pack of 15: These are the…
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The Dentist
Not too long ago, after a pretty good night, including, if I recall, some deepthroat, she went to the dentist the next day. Has your dentist ever looked deep into your mouth and said “hmm, your throat looks good”? Because I go to the same dentist and he’s never remarked upon the condition of my…
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Quick correction
So, no more than 6 hours after I wrote this: “A long time ago when she had been slowly but consistently taking me deeper and deeper in her mouth I declared on this blog that I thought the limit was not about her throat’s capacity but my staying power in the face of intense naughtiness…