The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.

  • A break. No really.

    I mean, I don’t know if it counts in anyone else’s mind, but we last played on Sunday night, and now it’s Thursday, and we’re not playing tonight. We will tomorrow, we have another little celebration planned. So, five days between or four nights in a row of no playing. It wasn’t that long ago…

  • Desire Reservoir

    Alright, time to get back in business. We’ve been getting high and fucking about 4 times a week, maybe. Many of them have been best nights ever. Probably five or six of then in the last month or so. The nights have not been as long, some have, but we’re a lot more likely to…

  • “We had a good run”

    So we had the holidays, then we had the week with the night of no kids, then we had the rest of January and we kind of couldn’t stop. Probably we’ve gotten high and fucked about 8 or 9 of the last 14 nights. Last night we’d hit our limit and were just too tired…

  • Sex Vacation; Want by Gillian Anderson

    Sex Vacation; Want by Gillian Anderson

    We had a night recently, expected well in advance, with no kid home. So we were expecting a big night, but kind of at the last minute I decided we needed to celebrate and got us a room at The Logan Hotel on the Parkway, and a reservation for dinner at Urban Farmer, inside the…

  • Oy, the Holidays; Yow, the Holidays

    Oy, the Holidays; Yow, the Holidays

    We’ve been so busy. It’s been 6 weeks since I wrote last–longer than I thought. As usual we’ve been playing 2-4 nights a week; we’ve had plenty of good nights and at least one best night ever–oh wow, it was good. Like I said last time, it had a lot to do with taking a…