The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.

I’ve been sitting on this post for a long time with just a couple short notes. I wrote them down while I was high, thinking they were great ideas that I didn’t want to forget about after being out of my mind fucking for a few hours then asleep for seven. I even pulled out…

… my wife is really fucking hot. She has looked super sexy in every size and shape she’s ever been, but now that she’s walking 4-5 miles a day she’s really tiny and fit and she’s wearing a lot of skin-tight dresses. Even when she looked like this before (ie when she was 29) she…

We’ve been going at a good clip since I last wrote, 3-4 times a week. Work is heating up and while that means I don’t have time to get high and stay up late that much, it also kind of helps me feel better about myself (I am a contractor; lots of work means more…

So after those four nights in a row, well, see, she had just bought a beautiful little dress at Lilly Pulitzer, which I always thought of as a store for Carolyn Bessette Kennedy types, but I guess those ladies are all skeletal skinny so Lilly Pulitzer actually has sizes to fit my very tiny wife…

It’s Sunday and we got high and fooled around Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. I have to say, there is a kid out there whose schedule is now really complicating matters. This one is coming up from downstairs around midnight, which is more or less when we’ll be ramping up to the nastiest activities,…