The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.
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Oh yeah
One of the funny things about lusting for your wife and loving sex while high is that you want to do it all the time, but the less you do it, the more fun it is. I guess that’s like drugs. But what I mean is, if I go a few days without coming, I…
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Ancient history
I’m going to tell you the story of how we met, and then something else from a long time ago. We used to work together at a nonprofit environmental group in NYC. I was more or less second-in-command of IT, having been there for about five years, and she came on board as a fundraising…
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Story, interrupted
I’ve kind of stopped telling elaborate stories, but sometimes I’ll say we’re colleagues at work, or she’s my summer intern, or she’s a sorority girl and I’m the handyman/landscaper dude in the jeans and the t-shirt, or whatever. Girl next door, bored housewife next door, home and school association volunteer, etc. She mostly can’t hear…
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Constant, repeated failure
I just noticed something that reminded me that 9ish months ago I told a publicist about how I was going to reproduce this on Substack. I got two posts in and gave up. I didn’t give up immediately; for about 2 months I guilt-tripped myself and felt bad about it. But the truth is I…
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Random selection of bonus hotness; Stop words
When it comes to lingerie and the various kinds of clubslutwear, we’re fans. There are some differences in how we view it. It only works if she feels sexy in it. If not, she shuts down. Sometimes she puts on lingerie I pick out even though she doesn’t really want to, and then feels silly…