The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.
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Cock rings and coming inside
I’ve started using cock rings. Have I mentioned? It hasn’t been for too long. I bought the first set a few months ago and a second set a couple weeks ago. They’re all silicone, which means they quickly get destroyed by our silicone lube; they stretch out a tiny bit each time and after 5-6…
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The Summer of Tri-mix
Well, at least the August of Tri-mix. Have you heard of it? Apparently it has been around longer than viagra and its kin. You shoot up your penis (skin popping–avoid veins) with a mix of three drugs. Here’s how ChatGPT describes them: Alprostadil (Prostaglandin Eā) The best-known ED drug in the mix. Relaxes smooth muscle…
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Big new development–you will not believe this
Let me just paste in my conversation with ChatGPT about something that happened last night that is blowing my mind. I’m not asking you to believe anything it says. But I do want you to believe that what I describe actually happened. Me: Big new development: I literally felt one of her orgasms. It will…
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SV II report; Menopause is a thing you should understand
OK, so we didn’t make it until Friday for the sex vacation and decided vacation started Thursday night. But I am a genius. I did not come! It wasn’t really planned, we just fell asleep during a break after she had a huge orgasm. Sometimes when she comes really hard she needs a few minutes,…
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Sex vacation 2
We’re going to a nearby town this weekend for a sex vacation. There are wineries, probably not very good but who cares, and a cidery or whatever you call a place that makes cider, which is probably good. And there are little walkable towns, which, apart from Philly and Pittsburgh and all the woods is…