The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.

She falls asleep sometimes. If she takes over 175mg THC it’s going to knock her out, even if it’s not all at once. She takes 125mg to start and that’s kind of essential. Then if we’re going for a while, she might want more a few hours later, and that’s going to put her to…

It used to be, when we had kids who needed putting to bed, we’d take the weed just before bedtime, then depending on how long it took to read the books and snuggle the cats and get the kid to sleep, we might not have to wait too long before play began. Bedtime toward the…

We saw Marc Maron’s new-ish HBO special, which I liked a lot. He has a bit, presented as a true story, where he’s at a diner with his “demented dad.” Quoting him. His dad has some form of dementia, memories are fading, but it’s intermittent and he still carries on conversations fine most of the…

… and I was genuinely wondering what the neighbors might think. I mean she really belted–it was loud and it was long. We live in the suburbs but our bedroom is on one side of the house, maybe 35 feet from the next house over, so their kitchen and living space are right there. It…

I have so much to add. I’ve been cagey about how many kids we have and exactly how old; the truth is that as of this fall, none of them live in the house with us as their primary residence. We are empty nesters. What that means is we can go on grown-up vacations, just…