my wife is the hottest woman in the world.
It feels like a long time since I’ve written. I guess it’s only 2.5 weeks but there have been two weekends since then, and we’re kind of killing it lately, and killing it often. I don’t remember what happened two weeks ago but last weekend we got high and fucked Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. The Sunday I got sick and barfed, a kind of weird, probably psychosomatic reaction that I get sometimes when my body wants to scale it back.
So this week, we had the best sex ever on Thursday night. I don’t mean our best sex ever. I mean the best sex ever. Better than yours–yes, that’s what I’m saying. If you disagree, you know, you can write something in the comments, or start your own sex blog, or whatever. I can’t remember or relate everything that happened. I do know that she took me in her mouth pretty early when I wasn’t already hard, and when I got hard in her mouth it turned her on so much she came right away. Do you know what it’s like for your wife to love your penis so much that she comes when it gets hard in her mouth? I don’t think you do. I bet you’re thinking this is impossible. She had her hand on her clit, she had a vibrator … no. She clenches something inside, but that’s a reaction, not the cause. It’s not squeezing her clit–she says it’s stomach, abdominals, kegels, something. She can’t explain what it is, but what it’s not is rubbing her clit. No, my penis just makes her come sometimes.
Look, I know this is more about her than it is about me. She is the incarnation of Aphrodite, and she comes like nobody else. But in the moment, do you know how it makes me feel for just the presence of my cock to make her come? LIKE A GOD. Also like the luckiest man in the world.
OK, some other notes.
1) One of those times a couple weekends ago I thought we were done, because she was falling asleep, but when I put her comfy little cotton panties on for bedtime, she starting wiggling her pussy at me to ask for more. Ok. It occurred to me, we’d never used the We-Vibe Moxie the way it’s meant to be used, affixed inside. So I lubed it up, got it in place, attached the little magnet outside, and turned it on. We went on for another hour and she came a hundred times. It works!
2) I’m changing my mind about which strain does what. I’ve had a few sativa nights with no notable paranoia. My mood etc. has more to do with it than anything else. Maybe the indica is still more of a chill high, but even that, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because we’re doing the same thing no matter what we take, but I feel more or less the same either way.
3) Lighting is important. For the longest time we were mostly using candles. I found some good, long lasting ones that hardly drip. But you still have flames going in the house when you’re not really paying attention. So we had an Ikea BÖJA lamp that we didn’t use much, because the bulb was irritating. I got a dimmer bulb for it, probably like a 2W LED or something, and it’s great.
4) We replaced a bullet-style little vibe, I forget the brand name, that had died on us twice. The first time I left it in the shower too long (it was supposed to be waterproof, but I don’t think it was water vapor proof). That was at least a little my fault. The second one just died after a year or so. So I didn’t
want to buy that one again. We already had a Nu Sensuelle Gemini we like a lot, and the guy at The Pleasure Chest in Philly recommended their 60SXAMP bullet, which is aluminum. It’s great. I really like it and she really loves it. The aluminum means our silicone lubes won’t destroy it, and it has a heating function so the metal doesn’t feel too cold. I actually don’t think that’s necessary, you can warm it in your hands or mouth, but maybe it feels good on a clit. We’ll try it but it probably runs the battery out too fast.
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