Welcome to The Cunnilinguist. I started this site to honor my wife, the sexiest, most fuckable woman in the universe–which, as we are 100% monogamous and faithful, nobody would ever otherwise know about. I am a clit artist; she is the Goddess of Sex.
The basics are this. We’ve been together over twenty years. We’re over 50. We’ve always had great sex, mainly because I’m enthusiastic and she’s multi-orgasmic. It used to be, a typical night, she’d come about 20 times, quick ones every minute plus some big that take longer, for every time I come. A few years ago we started getting high (on marijuana) for sex. When we’re high, which the state of Pennsylvania makes pretty easy (medical marijuana for now; legalization is likely coming soon), she’ll come once a minute, or more, for hours at a stretch. Sometimes I try to count; I’ve gotten to 140 but I always miss some. There are many other nights I haven’t counted at all, but judging from the pace and duration the number may be even higher.
My reasons for writing this have varied over time. Mostly I felt a compulsion to chronicle something amazing, that would otherwise die silently and unknown to anyone else, which is that my wife is the Goddess of Sex and that after 20+ years we still completely lust for each other and have figured out some new ways to act upon that. If you read through the posts, I talk about my changing understanding of what I’m doing here, and today (April 25, 2023, a few years after starting the blog) I decided I should come back here and say a few words on the topic. Here’s my current understanding of what I’m doing and why I’m doing it:
- I want to be rich and famous, and while I have a reasonably successful normal career, it’s not going to make me rich. This blog probably won’t either, but some people play the lottery and that’s absolutely worse odds.
- I want my kids (sorry–I’m vague on how many) to know that they can have great sex in a committed relationship. Better sex than they can have otherwise. I’m not moralizing here. I’m just stating a fact. If you’re truly committed to your partner, and open and honest about what you want, you’ll understand each other better and experimenting will be more comfortable, and the results will be more meaningful.
- I want everyone else to know the same thing.
- I want everyone to know that marijuana is great for sex. I mean, it wasn’t when I was younger, I couldn’t stop myself from coming too fast. Then I quit it for like 20 years and we came to it sort of by accident and now it’s really, really good.
- I mean, what would the world be like if everyone had great sex twice a week? Better than it is.
OK, so one more thing. I know enough about the Internet to know that it would not be hard to figure out who I am. I do not want to be exposed. If you figure out who I am and you expose that info to anyone else without my knowledge and acquiescence, you are committing a terrible ethical wrong. Please don’t. Thanks.