Help

I don’t want to just tell stories about our late nights in, you know, I’m not here just to boast about how good I have it. So let’s just say I have it really good and though I haven’t posted for 11 days, we’ve had medical therapeutic sessions on four separate nights since then, including last night. And last night she made me king. I don’t feel like saying how. (Note: exact days will be off because this is taking me longer than a day to write.)

What I should do is talk about our tools of the trade.

First, we primarily use Wet Platinum (this article has affiliate links) for lube. It’s silicone; it lasts a lot longer than water-based lubes. The issue is it’s hard to wash off and I find it causes numbness after a while. Probably if you have sex for 20 minutes you won’t notice this, but I do in our marathons. So I put off using it as long as I can, favoring saliva and pussy juice as much as possible. But the marijuana dries us out to some degree, especially our mouths, so we need help and Wet Platinum is pretty great.

(Update, May 16 2023: we also use Astroglide and Neutrogena Body Oil a lot. They’re sort of compatible and washable, so we use them first. Once you have the silicone lube on, there’s kind of no going back–it’s really hard to wash off.)

We have a Shibari Halo wireless vibe. It’s great! Except for lots of things. Like, the silicone is really cheap and dissolves when it comes in contact with the Wet Platinum. So we’re on like our 4th one in 4 years. I feel frustrated about the waste, not the cost (they’re cheap). It’s also noisy, so I barely get it out anymore. When the house is otherwise empty I’ll pull it out.

The vibe I find myself getting out most often is the Nu Sensuelle XLR8, or something like that. It’s smaller and just about as powerful (it’s more of a high-frequency buzz than a low-frequency rumble, but just as strong). Last night (it’s now two days later since I started this post, I think) we used it for a long time. I recommend it. The silicone seems better quality somehow and it hasn’t started dissolving after many uses. It’s also small enough to go inside comfortably, and has a g-spot stimulating shape. We don’t use it that way much. The only thing I don’t like about it is the bright purple light on the bottom end, on the power button. We usually fool around in fairly dim conditions and if I have that light between my eyes and her, I can’t see her at all.

We also have one of those “lipstick” bullets, i.e. it’s shaped sort of like a lipstick with the angled end. It’s great, it’s tiny, and it’s some hard plastic that is slightly less comfortable on the skin than silicone, but will never dissolve in our lube. It’s good for travel.

Finally … we recently bought a Magic Wand. They’re no longer made by Hitachi … some other company bought out the product & brand. It’s corded and everything. VERY powerful. We only used it once, when we were in a hotel for a night, and it worked great. It also has a silicone end piece, non-removable, so I’m a little worried about spending so much money on something and then ruining it. We’ll just use it with the water-based lubes.

So, like I said I don’t want to brag but last night we went for over 4 hours. 12:53am to 5am. This was after going for about 3 hours 2 nights before, that night she crowned me king. Last night she said she was done, satisfied, around 4am so I said OK, in that case I’m going to come. How are you going to make me come this time? She said “I’m going to squeeze it out of you” and squeezed so hard with her pussy muscles. Wow. It worked. But then it was a ruse, she still had lots more energy, so I ate her pussy for like an hour.

I should give a shout out to The Pleasure Chest Philly, an awesome place to talk to strangers about getting off efficiently.