The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.

  • The great mystery

    Last night she was watching me stroke my cock, her lying on the bed, me straight up, on my knees, legs spread, cock hard and out. She was not touching herself. I was not touching her. She wasn’t even moving. I mean, her body was rigid, so it’s not like nothing was happening. She was…

  • OMG I am exhausted

    We had big nights Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday last weekend (Monday was Memorial Day in the US). I made it, but by Sunday it wasn’t about creativity, really; it was more about persistence. As usual some important details have escaped me but I remember a lot of important parts. Oh, and I also spent…

  • Munch

    We had another surprise night with no kids in the house. It was Saturday, after we’d had big nights Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. Now, I have a hard time doing two nights in a row when the first night is 6 days since the last big night. Three nights in a row I’m not going…

  • Chocolate; porn cunnilingus; some disconnection

    I’m not sure I’ve mentioned this before, but chocolate can make her come. Sometimes in the middle of a session we’ll want to munch something. Typically it’s either Asher’s Chocolate-covered Grahams (there are affiliate links in this article), Ghirardelli bittersweet chocolate chips, a chocolate bar of some kind, or truffles or other chocolate treats from…

  • Truth is realer than fiction

    Recently we gave up on Disney+, because every superhero movie is pretty much the same after you’ve seen a few, unless they’re really dumb and then they may be distinctive, but unfortunately also unwatchable. We got Apple TV instead because we can’t go anywhere without someone trying to talk to us about Ted Lasso. It’s…