The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.

  • What do you need?

    The other night, somewhere in the middle, I wasn’t hard and I was getting distracted from attending to her because I wasn’t hard. So in this situation I usually just wait it out, because before long she’s going to do something super hot and new and different and then I’ll just get hard again. But…

  • OMG

    Sometimes it’s like her entire body is an erogenous zone. Sure, there are foci where the erogeny is concentrated. But sometimes I can run my fingers along almost anywhere and make her moan or even come. Other times she just enjoys it, you know, sensual but not so sexual. I don’t know if I really…

  • Summer recap

    It’s been a while, I know. I mean, I don’t think anybody is reading this blog so I’m not too concerned about posting frequency, but I’m aware that if I do have any readers, waiting four months between posts is not a great way to keep them. We’ve been having just incredible sex. For a…

  • In support of medical marijuana

    Before I write the next post about our exploits, which have been legendary but also mundane, I’m writing this, which I’ve written about 10 times in my head but never have committed to pixels. Medical marijuana systems, and the term “medical marijuana” itself, deserve some light mockery. It’s true. It’s legalization-lite, i.e. a mechanism for…

  • I am the master

    Recently I’ve have some really good nights. I probably mentioned it in my last post, but I’m not feeling like going back to check. Sometimes there’s just this flow, and everything seems super hot and I’m turned on the whole time and I don’t have any trouble staying hard and we get on the same…