The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.

  • Valentine’s Day report

    Like I said, Valentine’s Day is a bigger deal for us now than it used to be. I guess we usually went out to dinner. Maybe always? What I remember most of all is I usually didn’t think to make a reservation until like 2 weeks before and everything was booked. But now that I…

  • A few more tactics & v-day

    As usual I don’t really know where to start. Last weekend we had the best sex of our lives–loving, intimate, dirty for 3.5 hours straight, a few short breaks as usual. We’ve also had two really good sober sex sessions. I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before but it’s cool how behaviors & attitudes…

  • Another night and then a little sober sex

    I wrote that last one mostly on Saturday, but then it was taking me a while to finish the post and she wanted to go for another romp, so before wrapping it up I was getting a little dizzy so I put it aside. I finished it the next day, and it seemed like I…

  • Ladies and Gentlemen,

    my wife is the hottest woman in the world. It feels like a long time since I’ve written. I guess it’s only 2.5 weeks but there have been two weekends since then, and we’re kind of killing it lately, and killing it often. I don’t remember what happened two weeks ago but last weekend we…

  • I don’t even know what to call it

    Owing to some obligations, we had a break of like 8 days between major romps, which is long for us now. It used to be 2 week gaps were common, owing mainly to morning responsibilities like kids’ sports, etc. You can’t stay up screwing until 4am and get your child up at 6am, serve a…