The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.

  • More more more but also a UTI

    More more more but also a UTI

    We just took some of the fast-acting gummy/troches. It’s Monday night, which is kind of bad, I mean, I have a lot of work to do and it involves meeting people who don’t know me. But we’re on a streak. We fucked Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, and now tonight, five nights out of six. Now,…

  • Fuckfest

    Fuckfest

    We went on vacation recently, to Ocean City, NJ, on the Jersey Shore. Ocean City is not like the TV show. It’s a dry town, so it tends to be popular with people with small kids and people who used to come with their small kids. I like it just because it’s quiet and tidy.…

  • Over and over

    We just can’t stop fucking. It’s Sunday and we’ve staken stuff again, after getting high and fucking Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday nights last week. I’m completely exhausted honestly. After a ton of yardwork today I’m worn out and stiff and at like 7:15 she shimmied up to me with her slinky little body and…

  • The truth

    The truth is, I haven’t been writing much for a few reasons: We were having too much sex and I didn’t have time to write. I used to be a little bit unemployed and now I have a lot of work. I kind of got addicted to a clone of that game where you match…

  • A bad night, a good night

    We had a bad night. A few things came together. One, for whatever reason, it took forever, like four hours, then kicked in for me a lot sooner than it kicked in for her. For another, a kid in the house was awake and fairly close to our bedroom, so we had to stop and…