The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.

  • Sex Vacation; Want by Gillian Anderson

    Sex Vacation; Want by Gillian Anderson

    We had a night recently, expected well in advance, with no kid home. So we were expecting a big night, but kind of at the last minute I decided we needed to celebrate and got us a room at The Logan Hotel on the Parkway, and a reservation for dinner at Urban Farmer, inside the…

  • Oy, the Holidays; Yow, the Holidays

    Oy, the Holidays; Yow, the Holidays

    We’ve been so busy. It’s been 6 weeks since I wrote last–longer than I thought. As usual we’ve been playing 2-4 nights a week; we’ve had plenty of good nights and at least one best night ever–oh wow, it was good. Like I said last time, it had a lot to do with taking a…

  • Oh yeah

    One of the funny things about lusting for your wife and loving sex while high is that you want to do it all the time, but the less you do it, the more fun it is. I guess that’s like drugs. But what I mean is, if I go a few days without coming, I…

  • Ancient history

    Ancient history

    I’m going to tell you the story of how we met, and then something else from a long time ago. We used to work together at a nonprofit environmental group in NYC. I was more or less second-in-command of IT, having been there for about five years, and she came on board as a fundraising…

  • Story, interrupted

    I’ve kind of stopped telling elaborate stories, but sometimes I’ll say we’re colleagues at work, or she’s my summer intern, or she’s a sorority girl and I’m the handyman/landscaper dude in the jeans and the t-shirt, or whatever. Girl next door, bored housewife next door, home and school association volunteer, etc. She mostly can’t hear…