The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.

I’m struggling with what I can say that I haven’t said before. So I think this is going to be short. When was the last time I wrote? I think a couple weeks ago. We’ve had five big nights since then. Three last weekend, two this. All were good; the first this weekend was the…

I guess I haven’t posted for a while, and I think that has happened before, but not to this level. It’s possible I’m losing interest but I have also been really freaking busy at work so I’ve been more protective of my free time. Meaning I spend most of it doing nothing. Anyway, since I…

Since nobody reads this blog, like literally nobody, I haven’t worried about putting on it anything that I haven’t first discussed with my wife. It was more like I would write stuff and then discuss it with her afterward. But now it occurs to me that I absolutely don’t want to be in a situation…

My wife is a goddess. She has made me a demi-god. There are sort of two ways we measure the superlatives in this time of having crazy good sex that just gets better and better. “New” and “big.” I talked about “new” before somewhere on this blog. We’re creative and experimental and at least when…

It’s been a few weeks since I posted. I’ve had a lot of thoughts about what to write but not a lot of motivation to do so. Work has been hard etc. Anyway I want to return to what this blog is for, which is something like “I want our children to know that they…