The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.
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Things she doesn’t like; states of being
It’s Sunday and we got high and fooled around Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. I have to say, there is a kid out there whose schedule is now really complicating matters. This one is coming up from downstairs around midnight, which is more or less when we’ll be ramping up to the nastiest activities,…
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More more more but also a UTI
We just took some of the fast-acting gummy/troches. It’s Monday night, which is kind of bad, I mean, I have a lot of work to do and it involves meeting people who don’t know me. But we’re on a streak. We fucked Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, and now tonight, five nights out of six. Now,…
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Fuckfest
We went on vacation recently, to Ocean City, NJ, on the Jersey Shore. Ocean City is not like the TV show. It’s a dry town, so it tends to be popular with people with small kids and people who used to come with their small kids. I like it just because it’s quiet and tidy.…
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Over and over
We just can’t stop fucking. It’s Sunday and we’ve taken stuff again, after getting high and fucking Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday nights last week. I’m completely exhausted honestly. After a ton of yardwork today I’m worn out and stiff and at like 7:15 she shimmied up to me with her slinky little body and…
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The truth
The truth is, I haven’t been writing much for a few reasons: We were having too much sex and I didn’t have time to write. I used to be a little bit unemployed and now I have a lot of work. I kind of got addicted to a clone of that game where you match…