The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.

  • Sobriety

    It’s been forever since my last post, at least in comparison to the pace I was running at for a while there. In the last month we’ve–surprise!–had tons of sex. Lots of it has been our usual, you know, get high and then fuck all night. Or at least for a few hours. But we’ve…

  • Highway hypnosis … in bed

    Highway hypnosis has always kind of fascinated me. I used to get it pretty bad, on long, boring drives. Now I just fall asleep. Why do I mention this? Because I get a version of it while eating my wife’s pussy, sometimes. If I’m down there for a long time, and especially when it’s really…

  • My little porn star

    I don’t know if this post is going to get too long. I have a couple things I wanted to jot down, however. You know how I lose a little bit of energy when we have big nights too often. And I always think, OK, let’s skip a night here so tomorrow night is even…

  • My wife is the most fuckable girl in the universe

    My wife is the most fuckable girl in the universe

    Oh my g-d, we had a great fucking time last Thursday. And then again Sunday night. (I’m going to have to use “fucking” as an adjective a whole fucking lot to tell this story). The Thursday it took forever to kick in, like we took it at 7:30pm and we weren’t all the way high…

  • I had an idea

    Like I said last time, I often think, while we’re in the middle of doing something, that I should write about the something, something we did or something that happened, on the blog. Then forget what it was. This time I made a point of remembering the something until morning, or at least I tried…