The Cunnilinguist: a blog about a married couple.

  • Last night

    Or the last three nights now, actually. It takes me a while to write these. Actually I didn’t even really start this post I earnest until after the second night. And if I don’t finish it tonight, which I probably won’t, there’ll be another big night before it’s done. But I did write down two…

  • New Chomps

    When did I last write? I didn’t check because I was afraid that I’d get distracted and not get this first (ok second) sentence down. Well, for a while there we had some solid, workmanlike sessions on some capsules from Standard Farms. I’m not a fan. They work, but we didn’t have a single best…

  • Misogyny

    I just wanted to acknowledge and maybe discuss a little bit a concern that I have as I go forward. We become dominant and submissive when we fuck. Sometimes anyway; not every time. And sometimes I say terrible things to her. Or I say things like “you are NOT behaving” and then she’ll say “how…

  • Sobriety

    It’s been forever since my last post, at least in comparison to the pace I was running at for a while there. In the last month we’ve–surprise!–had tons of sex. Lots of it has been our usual, you know, get high and then fuck all night. Or at least for a few hours. But we’ve…

  • Highway hypnosis … in bed

    Highway hypnosis has always kind of fascinated me. I used to get it pretty bad, on long, boring drives. Now I just fall asleep. Why do I mention this? Because I get a version of it while eating my wife’s pussy, sometimes. If I’m down there for a long time, and especially when it’s really…