We’re going to a nearby town this weekend for a sex vacation. There are wineries, probably not very good but who cares, and a cidery or whatever you call a place that makes cider, which is probably good. And there are little walkable towns, which, apart from Philly and Pittsburgh and all the woods is like PA’s greatest feature, where we’ll eat at places that are probably not great but who cares. The important thing is that my wife is going to be dressed in sexy clothes the whole time and we’re going to fuck all night.
Unless we drink too much. I’ll keep a handle on it. We went to South Africa many years ago and went wine tasting in Paarl. I was driving so I kept myself to a light buzz all day. She tasted 36 wines so that’s probably like 6 glasses? We’ll make sure that doesn’t happen here because she was worse than useless after that. It was worth it. Anyway we go wine tasting in CA sometimes (I grew up in a wine region there, so when we visit family it’s a thing to do) and manage to not get wasted.
So, for explosive fun on Friday, we’re not playing until then. We had sex Monday night, not Tuesday night, and if things go as planned we won’t have sex tonight or tomorrow, either. We’re letting the energy build. I wasn’t sure we could make it but here on Wednesday night she’s out at the movies with a friend and it’s too late to start a big night (it’s a bit after 9pm right now; she’ll get home soon but the gummies take 1.5-2 hours to kick in so we’re looking at a bedtime of about 3am which is no good on a weeknight). So I’m thinking we might make it (but check with me after tomorrow night).
You might think this is no big deal! “Hell,” you might say, “I can go without sex for a lot longer than that!” I know! Most people probably can. There was a time in my life that I could, too, but now I struggle with it. My wife struggles more! She would get high and fuck every night if we could but I get worn out. This year we’ve probably averaged 4-5 nights a week of playtime. Going without Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday will be a longer gap than we’ve tolerated probably since I was last on a work trip in October. I think that was three nights away and we fucked the night before and the night I returned, and the return night was pretty intense.
One funny thing about getting high and having sex so much is that when we don’t, we sort of don’t know what to do with ourselves. Like, what time do we go to bed? I don’t actually know. When we get tired, basically. A complication to this is my wife’s peri-menopause/menopause. Have you been keeping up with what’s going on in that realm? It’s a whole thing that doesn’t belong in this paragraph (it probably merits a whole post), but suffice to say for now that women in peri-menopause cannot sleep. She mostly can, because we get high most nights and fuck for hours and after that sleep is pretty easy. But when we don’t fuck, there’s no telling what will happen but 75% of the time it’s “not much sleep.”
You get the idea. We’re going to go away to a place we don’t have to clean or cook, to party all day and fuck all night. I mean, we’re in our 50s, the partying will not be too heavy. South Africa was 20 years ago. In fact there are only 10 wineries total and I bet we’ll do no more than 3 each day. You get the idea. It’s a vacation about fucking and my wife being sexy.
Speaking of which, I don’t think I’ve mentioned much about our sessions lately. They’re frequent so not quite as long; I would say she’s having about 50 orgasms a night. That’s a slower pace, too; it’s not just that the nights are shorter but she’s coming a little less frequently. Some are still huge; she’s had a few biggests and a few news and a few deepests in the last month for sure. She’ll have more on Friday after our break. I’m not sure the reason for the slowdown, but we are getting older. The other thing is she’s into anal again, like big time, and she doesn’t usually come as much during anal (there are exceptions) but is nonetheless overwhelmed with pleasure when it goes well.
What do I mean by that? I know I’ve mentioned this in “It’s a process,” but her tiny little anus needs preparation and it can be tricky to work that into the activities without it feeling like it’s clinical. I want to get my fingers in there for her to enjoy, not just to stretch her out. I guess this is the idea of butt plugs? You put them in ahead of time and then the prep is all done? But I don’t know, because they’re narrow at the part that needs the most stretching, so I don’t think they’d work for her. Well, in the recent past I’ve had trouble staying hard while I do that work and in the first few moments of insertion, which are generally uncomfortable for her for a few seconds even if she’s properly stretched. So–when she’s prepped and I’m still ready to go, that might go very well. But you really have to be hard-hard for anal to work and I’m old, you know? Still, it’s gone very well more than once in the last week, which is awesome.
Oh, do you remember, in “The most important thing” I wrote about her having two different orgasms simultaneously. The other night she had three. Same thing–orgasms for her are situated in different places in her body. In the previous case, they came together into one; in this case, they stayed separate and simultaneous. I want to know more about this but I’m afraid there’s not going to be much formal research on it. I do know that people talk about a “blended orgasm,” like a vaginal and a clitoral happening together; and there are people who talk about orgasms radiating through their bodies, but I can’t help but think she’s a little different. I mean obviously she has a lot MORE orgasms than most people. Maybe hers are different in other ways, too.
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