We actually managed not to do it one night

I started writing this post the Sunday of President’s Day weekend, and we only got high and fooled around Thursday and Friday nights. She doesn’t have tomorrow off, so I’m pretty confident she won’t change her mind in the next 2 hours and ask me to get the stuff out (sorry, “stuff” is what we call the marijuana).

Interjecting a month later. No, we did it again. But in the few weeks since then we’ve kept it to two or fewer nights a week. So we’re not totally addicted to screwing each other.

OK, but this weekend has been great. As usual I’m already forgetting a lot of details, but maybe as I write, more will come back. Thursday night was really good performance-wise, and Friday was great wavelength-wise, so basically she liked Thursday better and I liked Friday better, but we both had tons of fun both nights. Some specifics … including some from some other nights since, now that it’s been a month since I started this post:

  1. We got a rabbit vibe on a major online shopping site. I don’t want to name it yet because it was cheap and I’m pretty sure it’s going to break pretty soon (reviews indicated as much, but in my experience anything cheap doesn’t last long). It has one rabbit end, and one g-spot end, i.e. a smallish penis-shaped part that’s meant to go inside while the rabbit ears work on the clit. Some notes:
    • It’s more or less impossible to use the rabbit ears without using the penis part, because of the way it’s shaped. Both parts are a little bit flexible, so I can use my fingers to bend the rabbit outward and use it upside-down on her clit, but with my finger pressing on it the vibration is dampened.
    • However! The penis part is fun all by itself. It’s pink so not exactly realistic, but the shape is right and it has veiny details so it feels a little dirty. Also, the flexibility is new to us.
    • I can deepthroat the whole thing, which I did a) to see if I could b) to sloppy it up for pussy insertion. But it’s like a fairly skinny 4.5″ dick, so I’m not too proud.
  2. I guessed that Chris Hemsworth (ie Thor) was someone else she maybe had a little thing for, and I was right. Telling a story about him and me worked once, like really well, but since then I’m not succeeding with stories about actual people. The two 20 year-old boys, however, have come back a few times. Sometimes they’re bi, sometimes they’re straight but they get so turned on watching her that they start playing with each other’s dicks, doing 69, etc. It’s worked on her more often than it has backfired.
  3. I put the handcuffs on myself, while she was playing with one of her machines, and jacked off in front of her. She went nuts: “ohmigod that is so hot ohmigod ohmigod” [comes super hard].
  4. At one of our tipsy dinners recently she was wondering if there’s any end to how dirty we can be. I said I was pretty sure double penetration would be about the limit. (Maybe this means it would be good never to get there.) At some point in one of our sessions recently, when she was coming (as usual), I started telling her I’ll never stop pushing her limits, that I’m just going to be dirtier and dirtier, constantly pushing up against and through her taboos, and she went completely nuts–bucking, squirming, squealing (stifling it as much as she could).
  5. Finally, this last weekend, we again had what we both had to call the best night of our lives. The fucking was perfect, the cunnilingus rocked, the anal was pounding, and she gave me the hottest, absolute hottest bj of my life. Oh my god she is hot.
  6. I also bought a vibrating dildo from Lovehoney. It’s called Mr. Girthy or something like that. It’s almost exactly the size of my cock, but vibrates. And it’s actually kind of hard to get in so we mostly use it outside. But it’s really hot for her to think there’s this other big cock with us, and anyway it’s vibrating against her clit, so it’s gonna work one way or another. Pretty hot.

That’s all for now, I guess. One of these days I’ll write down one of these fantasy stories I’ve been telling. If I can remember one the next day.


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